Gua sibuk gila hingga gua takde masa untuk menulis.
OK, statement gua memang bullshit dan penipu, sebab gua ada banyak jugak masa yang diluangkan browsing used helicopter website, browse my favorite superbike, read ridiculous conspiracy articles which doesn't even helps me into my life progress and of couse, some amount of time into the adult website.
Gua ada saja masa dan gua dengan munafiknya mengatakan gua sangat sibuk dengan kerja. Total bulshit kan?
Anyway, gua nak wish to one asshole out there, congratulation for your new job.
A bit sad for me that Felix is not with the company, sekarang tinggallah gua untuk memperjuangkan bontot gua dan berperang untuk kekalkan kemaluan gua di D'One. I need to hit Branch Managership as fast as possible supaya gua boleh melontar diri gua ke Indonesia.
Oh yeah, I met one asshole yesterday, let just call him Jess. He's a total cunt. Gua cakap sebegitu rupa sebab dia punya perangai macam dewa yang tahu kuantiti helaian bulu kemaluan yang ada pada seekor beruk.
Kalau setakat thinking that he is the only one knows everythings tu gua takde lah kisah sangat, tapi dah kalau sampai statement bodoh pun nak gua agree, apa cerita ni brader? Otak dah tahap karat ke?
And some more, that dude is a total negative bloke, for him, everything is impossible to achieve, entah apa kena dengan otak beruk dia, segalanya imposible, bagi dia segalanya tak realistik, yang paling realistik mungkin pergi toilet dan melancap.
Apa guna hidup kalau takut untuk bermimpi?
Mimpi dan berangan, dari tindakan sedemikian, baru ada impian, lalu ada perancangan dan kemudian baru ada jalan. Bagi gua, mimpi dan teruskan bermimpi. Jangan halang imaginasi dari berlari liar sebab kalau korang takut untuk bermimpi, maka, melancap di tandas awam adalah jalan terbaik, oh sambil tu jangan lupa selfie sekali.
Anyway, lantaklah beruk tu, gua dah malas nak layan atau correcting his mind, sebab gua lebih pentingkan kepala hotak gua sendiri.
If he thinks that he had fallen into a hard life, and he still thought that only he is the only one who suffering. Sayangnya, kesusahan yang pernah dia alami hanya miminal bagi gua. He haven't taste the real suffering. Stupid asshole.
Anyway, gua nak makan. To the future, me, if I'm going to met this kind of asshole, just be sure to cut short the conversation and leave the most positive fuck to him/her.
Thursday, 15 January 2015
Monday, 5 January 2015
Loss And Gained
Harini gua telah kehilangan dua ekor kawan yang gua dah anggap macam sebahagian daripada family gua sendiri. One is Felix, another one is my first generation, Syazwin.
For Felix punya case, I feel sad for him because he had to leave, he's a great chap, a good friend, an excellent singing partner sebab kitorang selalu karaoke inside his car singing Bohemian Rhapsody. Gua akan rindu gila Felix, such a good man he is.
And then I loss Syazwin, on the same fucking day. But I already expecting to loss her, after the incident when she says her grandmother is sick and she had to visit her in Terengganu, I know more and I don't want to embarrass her if let say she read this post.
For her, I took her as my life lesson, I training ground, what do's and what don'ts. Gua akan ingat saat ketawa bersama, saat dia menangis berpuluh kali dan gua terpaksa pujuk, saat dia buat first sign up dan buat gua bangga gila, saat dia handle situation dan objection dengan independent. I will remember that and it will be my sweet memory throught my journey.
What loss is loss. Apa yang hilang akan diganti dengan perkara baru, gua sentiasa percaya universe akan berlaku adil kepada binatang macam gua.
So today, what a great day to start with, I hang out with my bro, we had maggi kari dan a glass of scotch, even thought Glenfiddich 12 is not my favorite, at least ok and no complain sebab ianya free.
And today, I gain a new future scandal, Aisyah, met her with her boyfriend at The Curve, she still give me her number although she's taken, bangsa awek senang sangat terpedaya bila gua cakap 'actually, you beauty mesmerized me for a minute, forgive me for staring at you and not blinking my eye.' What a stupid perempuan and I like this kind of awek.
And anothe fucking thing that I've gained. Ade seekor MILF boleh pulak mengorat gua. Kahkahkah.... dia call gua, then bilang sama gua kalau ada masa boleh keluar minum-minum, borak-borak, jadi friend-friend, LOL, mungkin gua kena buat background check, kalau dia memang jutawan, mungkin gua gadaikan teruna gua dengan harga yang berpatutan, i.e. sebijik Ferrari. LOL
Anyway, masa dah lewat, gua nak makan dulu, nanti gua sambung story kalau ada masa
For Felix punya case, I feel sad for him because he had to leave, he's a great chap, a good friend, an excellent singing partner sebab kitorang selalu karaoke inside his car singing Bohemian Rhapsody. Gua akan rindu gila Felix, such a good man he is.
And then I loss Syazwin, on the same fucking day. But I already expecting to loss her, after the incident when she says her grandmother is sick and she had to visit her in Terengganu, I know more and I don't want to embarrass her if let say she read this post.
For her, I took her as my life lesson, I training ground, what do's and what don'ts. Gua akan ingat saat ketawa bersama, saat dia menangis berpuluh kali dan gua terpaksa pujuk, saat dia buat first sign up dan buat gua bangga gila, saat dia handle situation dan objection dengan independent. I will remember that and it will be my sweet memory throught my journey.
What loss is loss. Apa yang hilang akan diganti dengan perkara baru, gua sentiasa percaya universe akan berlaku adil kepada binatang macam gua.
So today, what a great day to start with, I hang out with my bro, we had maggi kari dan a glass of scotch, even thought Glenfiddich 12 is not my favorite, at least ok and no complain sebab ianya free.
And today, I gain a new future scandal, Aisyah, met her with her boyfriend at The Curve, she still give me her number although she's taken, bangsa awek senang sangat terpedaya bila gua cakap 'actually, you beauty mesmerized me for a minute, forgive me for staring at you and not blinking my eye.' What a stupid perempuan and I like this kind of awek.
And anothe fucking thing that I've gained. Ade seekor MILF boleh pulak mengorat gua. Kahkahkah.... dia call gua, then bilang sama gua kalau ada masa boleh keluar minum-minum, borak-borak, jadi friend-friend, LOL, mungkin gua kena buat background check, kalau dia memang jutawan, mungkin gua gadaikan teruna gua dengan harga yang berpatutan, i.e. sebijik Ferrari. LOL
Anyway, masa dah lewat, gua nak makan dulu, nanti gua sambung story kalau ada masa
Saturday, 3 January 2015
Get fucked and Be Fucked
For all of my life, I adhere several moral codes.
1. Never lie
2. Never betray
3. Never fuck what's inappropriate to be fuck
And yet, I've been fucked. Total fucked up by some motherfuckers who think that I'm not that smart in the art of observation and human behavior.
Either friends, associates and ever ex-girlfriends. They fucked with me and fuck me to the max and testing my patience and toleration.
What's there for me to embrace rather that words that has been laid down to me. I trust human being as I see every single soul as an innocence creation.
What do I learn from human shall be summed up in one word; Hypocrite.
I have been fucked in the past, I shall be fucked in present time and I will be fucked in the future, this will be an interesting story for me.
I trust karma. I will be good to the good, good to the bad and good to the universe.
Life is short. I almost lost mine the day before yesterday, almost got rammed by a fucking MPV while crossing the road, it hits my shoulder but I was saved by a good samaritan.
What an ironic situation for me, I have been escaping death for many times, some says I should be grateful, some says I should repent, some say it's not my time yet to day but of course when the time came, it shall be tragic.
Life is short, and I have already given my piece of pie back to the society, I done my dues, I got nothing left for myself except for the fact that I need to work in order to sustain the life that I feel sad day by day.
It's hard to be positive and motivating myself just in order for me to escape from feeling depression, but somehow, I feel like I really should just ends everything now. It's totally fucked up when I started to feel disappointed because of human behavior.
It's really late and I can't really sleep, I am sleepy but my emotion are too powerful and swayed me to a melancholia lullaby. And yes, my lullaby will still be Gloomy Sunday, that's my fucking jam, that's my anthem.
Fuck me when you wanted it. I am fuckable. For surety, even my dick is community property, I wont dip my Napoleon BONERparte cock any nearer to any of these fucking cunt. And again, thank for the fuck. It's a good lesson and those of you has managed to convincing me that I am fucking stupid in putting faith upon every single soul that I know.
Fuck me for trying hard to be a fucking nice asshole.
1. Never lie
2. Never betray
3. Never fuck what's inappropriate to be fuck
And yet, I've been fucked. Total fucked up by some motherfuckers who think that I'm not that smart in the art of observation and human behavior.
Either friends, associates and ever ex-girlfriends. They fucked with me and fuck me to the max and testing my patience and toleration.
What's there for me to embrace rather that words that has been laid down to me. I trust human being as I see every single soul as an innocence creation.
What do I learn from human shall be summed up in one word; Hypocrite.
I have been fucked in the past, I shall be fucked in present time and I will be fucked in the future, this will be an interesting story for me.
I trust karma. I will be good to the good, good to the bad and good to the universe.
Life is short. I almost lost mine the day before yesterday, almost got rammed by a fucking MPV while crossing the road, it hits my shoulder but I was saved by a good samaritan.
What an ironic situation for me, I have been escaping death for many times, some says I should be grateful, some says I should repent, some say it's not my time yet to day but of course when the time came, it shall be tragic.
Life is short, and I have already given my piece of pie back to the society, I done my dues, I got nothing left for myself except for the fact that I need to work in order to sustain the life that I feel sad day by day.
It's hard to be positive and motivating myself just in order for me to escape from feeling depression, but somehow, I feel like I really should just ends everything now. It's totally fucked up when I started to feel disappointed because of human behavior.
It's really late and I can't really sleep, I am sleepy but my emotion are too powerful and swayed me to a melancholia lullaby. And yes, my lullaby will still be Gloomy Sunday, that's my fucking jam, that's my anthem.
Fuck me when you wanted it. I am fuckable. For surety, even my dick is community property, I wont dip my Napoleon BONERparte cock any nearer to any of these fucking cunt. And again, thank for the fuck. It's a good lesson and those of you has managed to convincing me that I am fucking stupid in putting faith upon every single soul that I know.
Fuck me for trying hard to be a fucking nice asshole.
Life as 2015
Bermulalah tahun 2015. Takdak spesial pun, I'm still the same, always insane dalam diam, but overall, 2015 just like any other years.
Well, several old friends asked me tentang new year resolution. Well, fuck new year resolution, fuck it all. It's all fucking nonsense.
Gua cuma ada goal, goal gua simple, gua nak berambus secepat mungkin keluar Malaysia, I see the door, I see the opportunity, I am fucking going berambus. Well, that's my goal, but imagine if my goal is just a resolution, how would I perceived the idea of moving out from Malaysia?
Bagi gua resolution hanyalah excuse setiap binatang every year. My ex-gf loves to have resolution, she good at it, and she's fucking good at not achieving it as well. Bangsa perempuan memang macam tu.
Oh, bercakap mengenai perempuan, semalam gua pick up a new chick, Moetiya namanya, boleh tahan lah cun dia, entah mix bangsa apa, binatang apa, genetik apa, semua tu gua tak kisah, asalkan cun dan ada nenen cukup lah.
Story celaka ni bermula sewaktu gua tengah tunggu shuttle bus di Ikea. Memang bangsat gila, gua tunggu punya lah lama, sampai lah gua fed up. Memandangkan di depan gua sewaktu gua berbaris ada seekor awek, gua tak tengok muka dia, tapi dia pakai blouse warna merah, well,,,,, bagi gua, awek berbaju merah sangat sexy, gua suka gila.
So, gua pun berbual sekejap dengan dia demi membuang masa, then, entah macam mana, kitorang abaikan shuttle bas dan naik teksi sesama pergi LRT Kelana Jaya, dah lah time tu hujan lebat, ditambah lagi dengan kesejukan bayu malam, sang awek pun tengah kesejukan, jadi gua yang bertopengkan serigala ni pun offer lah blazer gua untuk menghangatkan tubuh badannya.
Babi betul kan gua? Memang babi, yang pasti gua sangat bergaya dalam berperangai binatang, kahkahakahkah, koleksi gua makin bertambah, gua bersimpati keatas anak-anak gua yang bakal terbuang pada minggu depan, sobs.... sobss... sobsss..... daddy tak berniat untuk sia-siakan korang, tapi daddy tak bersedia untuk menjadi bapak kepada awek yang daddy bakal lupakan namanya dalam masa 2 minggu... harap anak-anakku maklum akan kenyataan ini.
Alright, memandangkan gua mulakan tahun baru ini dengan awek bernama Moetiya, ini memberi satu indicator yang tahun ini masa depan gua sangat cerah.
All the cewek-cewek in Indonesia, kalian bersedialah kerna Mas Eighteen bakal ke sana.
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